friday's letters

Dear Readers. 
Wow, thanks for hangin' with that last post. It was gnar, I know. And we totally need some comic relief up in here. Like whoah. How about some of this:

Dear Members of my AFI Film Club.

I have a confession to make. I JUST signed up for netflix tonight. Which means... I may not get our first movie in on time. Which means that the first recap discussion that is scheduled to happen on Monday may get pushed to either Tues. or Wed. Eee. Please don't be mad at me. Please do continue to spread the word. The more members, the merrier!

Dear Pen That Exploded in My Server Apron and Then Stained ALL of the Clothes I Washed You With.
Curses on You. You didn't just ruin my favorite brown cardigan + about nine other articles of clothing or anything. I hate you. A lot.

Dear Sister.
I love you. A lot. Can you please stop being mad at me already so we can on a run tomorrow and bump Marvin Gaye in the car to and from? 

Dear Mad Men Fans Everywhere.
Settle the F down. Please.

Dear Young Man Who Tipped Me Generously Well Tonight.
Good form, son. And thanks. Also, was that your sister or your girlfriend you were with? Just curious.

Dear Kendal and Christina.
You gals are what true friends look like. Thanks for being in my life. Lets do this again soon:
(Maybe a little less wine next time for me. How come I always forget/ignore what a light weight I am??)

Dear Jelly Beans.
I miss you.

Dear Gluten.
I miss you too.


Dear Blake Shelton.
Lust you.

Dear New York.
I can't wait for you.

Dear God.
Please give me work in New York.

Dear Readers Part Deux.
Do you know of any work in New York? I can sing all of the states in alphabetical order and in perfect harmony. I'm also very punctual. And I bring bagels to work.

Dear Readers Part Trois.
I love you. Do you know that? Seriously, thank you so much for the incredible support you have shown me. That last post was really the most vulnerable piece of writing I have ever put out into the world. I feel totally naked still. And completely liberated. Thank you for the messages, the e-mails, the hugs, the tweets, the everything. It means the world to me.

Dear Blog.
Wanna go to Vegas and get married? Let's just do it. I wanna spend forever with you. Also, I wanna go to Vegas.

Dear Bed
Time for you.



  1. I loved your last wasn't a gnar at all! It was the most heartfelt and amazing thing I've ever read.

  2. I just finished reading your last post. I'm so sorry that all of these trials have been plaguing you! I wish I could say that I know what you are going through, but I can't. I have had many different trials in my life that have also knocked me for a loop, and just know that life gets better as soon as you make it better. You can choose to be happy :) Good luck with everything and make sure to pray! :)

  3. I love that Tom Hanks skit! :)


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